国外也有段子手：花式梅吹大会

大家好，欢迎收看本期“国外也有段子手”！在上周的比赛中，巴萨6-0狂屠对手，梅西贡献神级表现，歪果仁们不禁展开了花式梅吹大赛；而双红会的焦点碰撞、阿森纳的爆冷出局和大巴黎的提前夺冠，也让球迷们纷纷各(jin)抒(qing)己(tu)见(cao)。好了，来看看歪果仁有什么样的评论吧！

【巴萨6-0屠杀，梅西失点后完成三传一射】

Zdk2013(美国球迷)：梅西都能助攻一棵树了，“哥们站那儿别动就行，我爆射你的头弹进球门”。(Messi could assist a tree. "Just stand there m8 and I'll smash it off your head into the goal")

ftdRED(曼联球迷)：你是指助攻费莱尼吗？(You mean Fellaini?)

Rooonaldooo99(未知主队球迷)：梅西：点球太容易了。(Penalties are too easy -Messi)

cvelz(皇社球迷)：感觉梅西还犹豫了一下“要不要给内马尔送个助攻”？后来发现没角度了，得，我自己来吧。(he hesitated like "should I pass this ball to Neymar" and then when he couldn't find the angle, he was like fuck it, let me shoot.)

3V-Coryn(曼联球迷)：想想吧，如果是阿扎尔进了这样的球，肯定各种上头条，但对于梅西来说，这只是每周任务罢了。(Pretend Hazard scored this goal. The papers would be full of it. For Messi this is just daily stuff, he does this week in week out.)

cahasens(巴萨球迷)：讲道理，阿扎尔现在只要进球就能上头条了。(To be honest, Hazard scoring any goal would be impressive at the moment)

DTGG(阿森纳球迷)：下周欧冠，愿上帝保佑我们。(May god help us next week.)

Duke--Nuhem(摩洛哥球迷)：可是……上帝在巴萨踢球啊。(See.. This is the thing.. God plays for Barcelona.)

【利物浦2-0曼联，德赫亚多次神扑难救主】

Shady_maniac(巴萨球迷)：德赫亚真是曼联的最后一块遮羞布。(De gea was the only thing stopping a full rout)

TheLarryMullenBand(曼联球迷)：老生常谈。(As usual.)

unusuallylethargic(利物浦球迷)：全场最佳：皇马传真机。(MOTM: Madrid's fax machine)

Deer-In-A-Headlock(利物浦球迷)：都tm赖皇马，今年夏天赶紧把德赫亚买走吧。(I hate Real Madrid for that. Please buy De Gea this summer.)

Nevlik(多特球迷)：我天，要是利物浦能和多特会师决赛，那就太6了！利物浦牛逼，克洛普万岁！(Dortmund vs Liverpool finals... the dream is alive! Fuck yes! Cheers Liverpool, cheers Kloppo!)

Beepboop92(曼联球迷)：费莱尼这种人还能在曼联踢球，我也是大写的懵逼。(still blows my mind that Fellaini plays for Manchester United)

【阿森纳1-2沃特福德，足总杯出局】

fobaso(未知主队球迷)：厄齐尔在这种队里真是暴殄天物。(Özils talent is wasted in this team.)

TooMuchBanter(阿森纳球迷)：失败专家？不，温格更专业的地方在于一次又一次的让球迷们失望。(A specialist in failure? No, Wenger is more than a specialist in letting fans down, again and again.)

Malmajid97(阿森纳球迷)：《那些年，温格输球之后的辩解》：0-2输给巴萨之后，“我们还有机会”；输给斯旺西和曼联之后，“我们仍然有争冠希望”；输给沃特福德之后，“我不觉得我们应该输球”。CTMD。(Let’s see what Wenger have said: We might have a chance at the Champions League (0-2) -> Well we still have the league (lost to Swansea and ManU) -> I don’t think that we deserved to lose (1-2 to Watford). Fuck off.)

shriek(阿森纳球迷)：“我们还有希望争四”，别忘了这句。(I still have hope for top 4. Don’t forget THIS)

Tangelooo(巴萨球迷)：争四如争冠！(Top 4 is just like a trophy!)

【巴黎9-0横扫对手，提前八轮夺得法甲冠军】

UncleWittgenstein(阿森纳球迷)：赢得联赛冠军需要几步？只需要一(yi)步(bu)就够了。(How to win a league title in Europe: Step 1: Have Zlatan Ibrahimovic)

nnerba(未知主队球迷)：坏处就是别想拿欧冠了。(cons: Forget about the CL)

DONT_YOU_DARE(皇马球迷)：也有好处，伊布离队之后的那个赛季，很可能就拿欧冠了。(Pros: once Zlatan leaves, the chances of the team he left will almost always win the CL.)

Epzi(雷恩球迷)：来讲个有意思的数据：本赛季，巴黎在特鲁瓦主场打进的球……比特鲁瓦自己在主场打进的联赛进球还多。(Incredible stat : PSG has scored more goals in Troyes stadium in Ligue 1 this season than... Troyes.)

RedditTooAddictive(未知主队球迷)：Gg reported(……欢声笑语中打出gg。)