小伙伴们大家好,欢迎来到每周的“国外也有段子手”!上周的欧洲赛场精彩看点层出不穷,转会市场风生水起,格策回归多特,巴萨签下了皇马目标A-戈麦斯,而众豪门也纷纷开始了热身赛事。好了,话不多说,让我们看看国外段子手们的犀利吐槽吧!
【热身赛告负,曼联1-4多特蒙德】
cyberguy5(切尔西球迷):自从上个赛季开始,罗霍就一直保持着稳定的发挥,就像法尔考一样。(Rojo continuing his form from last season just like Falcao.)
Idonthaveher(热刺球迷):不只是罗霍,曼联全队这两年的表现都很稳定呀,红魔果然名不虚传!(Other players also have this consistence as well these years, good job United!)
Tamasuperstar(曼联球迷):我已经等不及要雇一架飞机,拉着“穆鸟下课”的条幅飞过老特拉福德了!(Can’t wait to hire a plane with Jose Out flying over Old Trafford.)
Mrgonzalez(英格兰球迷):留给曼联队的时间不多了…(Few minutes left for United to turn this game around.)
Galpin(罗马尼亚球迷):听说穆帅已经禁止曼联球员玩抓小精灵了,这样在老塔拉福德就没人和他抢宠物了!机智的穆帅!(They say Jose Mourinho bans Manchester United players from Pokemon Go before games, now he won't have any competition. Clever.)
(图)穆帅:“鲁尼,你要是进不了10个球,我就把你卖掉!”伊布:“穆鸟,我要是进不了30个球,你就等着下课吧!”
LionoftheNorth(热刺球迷):多特蒙德阵中的年轻人真是未来可期,如果发展好的话,拜仁未来又将拥有一个实力强大的阵容了!你看那登贝莱,正好是安切洛蒂所需要的真命天子!(Dortmund holds these talented youngsters and they fit together well, then Bayer is going to have a scary team when they all develop. Dembele looks the one Carlo needs.)
【迅速搞定,巴萨签下A-戈麦斯】
Innnerba(皇马球迷):请告诉我这次还是不是传真机的锅…(Please tell me whether it's the fault of the fax machine.)
Pcmalinwa(西班牙球迷):我一直深深崇拜着C罗,帮助葡萄牙勇夺欧洲杯的感觉真是太棒了!所以我选择加盟巴塞罗那!(I’ve been a fan of Cristiano for many years and it’s a marvelous experience to win Euro cup for Portugal, so I choose Barca.)
SephRP(桑德兰球迷):我比较好奇,要是问他梅西C罗谁是世界最佳,该怎么回答…(I’m just wondering how would he answer if asked which one of Leo and Cristiano is best.)
Cmoore4099(西汉姆联球迷):这转会真是…开始了吗?已经结束了!(That was so quick that I didn’t even know when it began...)
Jnahmilo (拜仁球迷):可以,这很拜仁。(Well, It was Bayern like.)
SeaBenmjt (曼联球迷):哥~屋~恩!(BITCH please…)
Verve_94 (阿森纳球迷):真希望我们的转会也能像这一样…(I wish all our transfers went like this.)
(图)切尔西签下了坎特,曼城签下了京多安,曼联签下了伊布和姆希塔良!温格:这算什么,我差点就把他们都签下来了!
Retatisd23(拜仁球迷):现在22岁的年轻球员,稍微有点才气就会被吹捧成“新梅西C罗”,殊不知梅罗在22岁的时候都已经拿到金球奖了。(Only a slight talent for a player of 22 years old would make people praise them as new Messi or Cristiano, but did anyone know both of them two had won Ballon d'Or at that age.)
DudebuD16(尤文图斯球迷):图兰这是要走了吗…说不定有中国俱乐部给他开出1亿欧元的天价呢!不过听说中国的转会市场已经关闭了…(Arda is leaving then? Maybe some chinese clubs offer 100m for him but transfer window there is closed now.)
Dm26(阿森纳球迷):没关系,图兰可以先和中国球队签约,然后等半年后下一个转会窗再出场比赛,反正他已经习惯这种方式了…(Well they will sign him and he will be unavailable until the next transfer window.. he is used to it.)
Tiger96(皇马球迷):虽然并不希望我皇签下他,但当他加盟巴萨时我还是觉得很不爽,这是为什么呢?(I really did't want us (Real) to sign him, then Barça signed him out of nowhere then why I felt sad about it lol.
Markadokretz(巴萨球迷):死敌不就是这样吗?我不行,你也得不行;只要你比我更不行,那我就算还行。(It’s common between rivals, you can’t get anything it I don’t have it, and feel happy when the other get worse than us.)
【正式回归!格策重回威斯特法伦】
Isonenenf(洛杉矶银河球迷):只有亚马逊能和多特蒙德的售后服务相媲美了!沙欣、香川真司和格策都先后退货了…(Only Amazon has a better after-sale policy than Dortmund. First Sahin and Kagawa, now Gotze.)
Airesien(热那亚球迷):格策这是有多膈应胡梅尔斯啊…(How much he hates Hummels!)
WilsonMartino(曼城球迷):格策刚走的时候,要是说三年后他还会回来,而浓眉大眼的胡梅尔斯要去拜仁,真是打死我都不信…(Can’t imagine Gotze would come back and Hummels join Bayern 3 years before.)
Cowboysfan(多特蒙德球迷):我已经迫不及待地等莱万下赛季回来啦!(Cant wait til next year when we get Lewy!)
【重出江湖!莫耶斯执教桑德兰】
Pauldough(北爱尔兰球迷):让我们热烈欢迎费莱尼加盟桑德兰!(Welcome Fellaini to Sunderland now.)
Manyistopped (曼联球迷):莫天才你能把鲁尼也买走吗?Can he buy Rooney as well?
Inertia12(利物浦球迷):我们又将在英伦赛场看到贝尼特斯和莫耶斯的德比对决!不过不是利物浦和埃弗顿,而是纽卡斯尔和桑德兰!(We get to see Rafa vs Moyes, not Liverpool vs Everton, but Newcastle vs Sunderland next season.)
【1.2亿欧元!博格巴无限接近曼联】
Edtamasuperstar(曼联球迷):真不该这周就把速效救心丸给停了…(Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop tranquilizer.)
Jamaicaman90(斯旺西球迷):你知道吗,尤文图斯的主场的建造费用也只有1.1亿欧元。(Do you know that the Juventus Stadium only cost 110 million.)
【9400万!尤文报价伊瓜因】
Pozeidon(德国球迷):不太清楚伊瓜因这个价格和博格巴的1.2亿相比,到底哪个更疯狂。(Im not sure what's more insane for Juve: 94m for Higuain or 120m+ for Pogba.)
Mrdrm1000(切尔西球迷):真心地为利物浦感到可惜!如果伊瓜因能值9400万,那苏亚雷斯的8000万简直就是白菜价。(I feel so sorry for Liverpool, what Barca paid for Suarez is absolutely nothing if Higuain is worth 94m.)
FF4lyfe(桑普多利亚球迷):很高兴,意甲球队又能在转会市场上搞出大新闻了,就像几十年前的小世界杯一样。(So happy to see an Italian team making a massive and expensive signing like this. Just like the glory days tens of years before.)
【来不来?枪手报价马赫雷斯】
CreativeClif(阿森纳球迷):恭喜莱斯特城球迷!我们的报价意味着马赫雷斯马上就要和你们续约了!(Congrats Leicester fans, this basically guarantees Mahrez will sign a new contact with you.)
亲爱的小伙伴们,本期“国外也有段子手”就给大家播报到这里啦。让我们拭目以待,期待下期更加精彩的歪果仁吐槽吧
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